Dear Mom and Dad,
My friends and I noticed your generation has been having the time of your lives and putting the bill on our account. We are on the hook for $22 trillion of your silliness. Do you think that’s funny or something? We don’t.
So, today, we are having an intervention. If you don’t click this link and join the Federalist Party of America to help clean up your mess, we aren’t eating our vegetables ever again. Don’t even bother talking to us about homework and stuff.
You can also text FEDPARTY to 53445 on your cell phone and join, if you can pry yourself away from Twitter for 45 seconds.
Sorry, not sorry,